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No I haven't, I didn't even know there were more! I'll have to look into it
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Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue!
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"I love Mankind. It's people I despise."
--Twain...?
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You cant chase something if you dont let it run first.
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Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue!
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"An artist's greatest pleasure is to give others pleasure through their art" ... (of course comments and page views are always nice too!
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Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue!
this is a very good picture
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Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
Who lives in Drury Lane?
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Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue!
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Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
Who lives in Drury Lane?
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"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."
"A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation."
--Mark Twain